Remember This December: Tirzepatide + Oxytocin $499 Special – Kristi’s Story

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REMEMBER THIS DECEMBER – ONLY 150 SPOTS FROM THIS X AD

Hi, I’m Kristi — the real 41-year-old mom in every photo you see on this page.

Six months ago I was 160 lbs, exhausted, and felt completely stuck in my own body. Clothes didn’t fit, my energy was gone, and I didn’t recognize the woman in the mirror anymore.

Today I’m 120 lbs — down 40 pounds — and I did it all on the gentle low-dose program (never even needed higher doses). My cravings disappeared overnight, food noise is silent, and I finally feel light, strong, and confident again.

That’s why Todd is letting me write this page myself… because I want YOU to remember this December as the month everything changed for you too.

Remember This December Pricing
(We will never repeat this offer)

    • Option 1 – 10-Week Low-Dose Starter Program
      (the exact same program I started on)
      One upfront payment → only $499 (just $199 per month)

 

  • Option 2 – 10-Week Flex-Dose Program
    (for anyone already on tirzepatide who needs higher doses)
    One upfront payment → only $799 ($319 per month equivalent)

Everything is 100% included — zero hidden fees:

• Doctor-prescribed tirzepatide (PCAB Accredited 503A pharmacy)
• Oxytocin sublingual troches that dissolve under the tongue (this is why I never had nausea and my mood stayed amazing)
• All provider visits + unlimited messaging support
• Syringes, alcohol swabs & sharps container
• Free priority cold shipping

This is the lowest price in our clinic’s history — lower than anything I’ve ever seen for real doctor-prescribed tirzepatide alone… and you’re also getting the oxytocin that made my entire journey easy and joyful.

Why “Remember This December”?

Our last X campaign broke every record. Todd took those results straight to our compounding pharmacy and locked in a massive end-of-year deal — but only if we move the inventory before January 1st. So we decided to make this the December everyone remembers forever.

The brand-new 2025 study proves the oxytocin difference:

• 39% more fat loss • 62% greater reduction in food noise & cravings • Dramatically less nausea + sky-high mood


Read the study here →

This “Remember This December” pricing is ONLY available through this advertisement.
It is not on our regular website and disappears forever at midnight December 31, 2025 (or when the 150 spots are gone).

Quick 60-second application below
Required: Name, Email, 8 short screening questions + custom captcha
(Choosing your interests is completely optional)

I can’t wait to see your transformation photos in 2026.
— Kristi

Offer expires December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM or when 150 spots are claimed — whichever comes first.

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Important Safety Information

This compounded medication contains tirzepatide + oxytocin and is not FDA-approved. Common side effects include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, decreased appetite, and injection-site reactions. Serious but rare risks include pancreatitis, gallbladder problems, thyroid tumors, low blood sugar, and allergic reactions.

Do not use if you or your family have a history of medullary thyroid cancer (MTC) or Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia syndrome type 2 (MEN 2). A licensed physician will fully review and screen your medical history before prescribing.

Report side effects to FDA at 1-800-FDA-1088 or www.fda.gov/medwatch.